Yours Favorite Jokes

I'm really sure lot's of you are like jokes.

Why not share here your favorite jokes so others can know about it :)

Below is my favorite joke which is Needles Are Not Nice

Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly.

"Why are you crying?" Bob asked.

"I came here for a blood test," sobbed Bill.

"So? Are you afraid?"

"No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

As Bob heard this, he immediately began crying profusely.

Astonished, Bill stopped his tears and asked Bob, "Why are you crying now?"

To which Bob replied, "I came for a urine test!"

Non music-related post I

Non music-related post I say....let's try to keep stuff where it belongs...Thanks, Chris

Why doesn't a banjo player

Why doesn't a banjo player ever catch a cold?

Even a virus has SOME pride!

Q: What do you call a banjo

Q: What do you call a banjo player without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
Q:What do you get when you cross a banjo player with mermaid?
A: A bullhead with boobs.

Testing the forum. Anybody

Testing the forum. Anybody around?

by R & T